FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

Flurker

Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.

@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.

by mildoc October 12, 2020

flaura

just a better version of a flora

person 1 :Flora ?
person 2 : no i'm Flaura

by flaura July 22, 2021

flurkey

: The latest dance in hip hop. This consists of the 'Whip My Hair' move by Willow Smith, 'The Dougie' move by CaliSwag District where you must roll your head from side to side and back and forth. Also, the Chicken dance. The "Flurkey" consists of all these famous dances moves all in one swaggerific move. START THE FLURKEY MOVEMENT

Me: YO DID YOU SEE THE NEW DANCE ITS SICKKKKK BRO

Bob : Cool story, bro.

Me: Naw naw, check it, its called the flurkey

- Does the move -

Bob: AWWWWWWWW SHIEEEEEEEEEEETTT FLURKEEEEEY SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by FlurkeyGirls36 August 2, 2011

Flurker

Someone who goes onto an opposition website or forum with the express intention of causing furore for their own gratification

That guy that come on our forum more than his own to wind us up.
Aye the boys a flurker!!!

by BigMc1965 May 28, 2011

Flaunkey

Used to define a lesser person, could also be described as a bum or a scrub

Get you and your crew of Flaunkeys over here so we can get this started.

by Casper Jr October 8, 2008

flurkle

First used in a Sparknotes article, a flurkle is a flirtatious chuckle used by women to get the attention of other men. It is usually very high pitched and often followed by "That's SO funny!!!!"

Girl 1: Yeah did you see Clarissa clinging to Brad today?

Girl 2: Seriously! I cannot stand her flurkle!

by theonewhodidthis February 5, 2010