Skip to main content

belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017
mugGet the belgium flatcake mug.

Flatware

Furniture in a box. Made of sawdust and requiring assembly.

The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.

People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.

Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.
"Hey Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and flatware".
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."

"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
by Verny Todaroller February 12, 2009
mugGet the Flatware mug.

flatuface

the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.
everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!
by Wayback April 22, 2018
mugGet the flatuface mug.

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'
Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.
by J November 12, 2004
mugGet the flatwankered mug.

flatwavelength

the best tiktoker of all time! you need to check her out, and follow her. she owns a pigeon as you will commonly see in her uploads!
austin: "billy have you heard of the tiktoker flatwavelength?"
billy: "bro what the fuck you talking about?"
austin: "search her up!"
billy: "okay?"
also billy: i am so glad i did!!!
by meth guy? July 5, 2022
mugGet the flatwavelength mug.

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.
He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.
by Crewcut November 2, 2006
mugGet the flatulate mug.

Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.
Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"
by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009
mugGet the Flaturate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email