You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017
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The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.
The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.
"Hey Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and flatware".
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."
"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."
"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
by Verny Todaroller February 12, 2009
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the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.
everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!
by Wayback April 22, 2018
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by J November 12, 2004
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austin: "billy have you heard of the tiktoker flatwavelength?"
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austin: "search her up!"
billy: "okay?"
also billy: i am so glad i did!!!
billy: "bro what the fuck you talking about?"
austin: "search her up!"
billy: "okay?"
also billy: i am so glad i did!!!
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