flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.

I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

Flatulence

The utter nonsense spouted by flat earthers

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.

by drnutt December 3, 2024

Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

Flatulence Denial

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.

Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."

by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010

Flatulence Burn

A "flatulence burn" is the result of extremely hot gas emitted from the sphincter, which causes minor to extreme irritation in the area around the anus. In extreme cases, blistering can occur around the anus and when gas is emitted, encapsulated by an undergarment, blistering may occur in areas well beyond the anal region (including but not limited to ones private parts). A "flatulence burn" is often accompanied by the splatter of liquid or solid feces in the vicinity of the gas when emitted.

Johnny had stomach cramps all morning after eating hot peppers for breakfast. While walking to class, he passed gas and immediately dropped to the floor. After being brought to the nurses office and hearing that he may have a "Flatulence Burn", Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. He could not sit on the toilet and had to throw his underwear away.

by whoins November 19, 2010

flatulence of CGI

An excessive amount of CGI in a movie, TV, or other program, To the point where the movie is more about the CGI than the plot line.

Transformers 2 is nothing but a Flatulence of CGI.

by creapyd July 27, 2010