flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."

by folbirt December 23, 2014

fanny flutters

Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

“Omg he gives me the fanny flutters”

by mssexexpert May 13, 2018

Fatherus Missingus

Otherwise known as a Dream, Jellybean, Meowbahh, GeorgeNotFound, or TommyInnit stan, a fatherus missingus is a lost child that doesn't have a father and hasn't touched grass for longer than a Love LIve! fan. A fatherus missingus is more toxic than a box jellyfish, and more annoying than Miku Maekawa.

Look at that fatherus missingus over there, making Dream x George hentai

by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022

fluttercussing

excessive cussing.

shit motherfucka ass tits cunt cock motherfucka shit ass tits mothafucka shit come on. fickity fuck. fickity fuck. fuckity fuck. fickity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fluttercussing.

by robotlegcommando August 1, 2011

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

by Treavor June 15, 2008