12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009

pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!

Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity

by princess poo May 17, 2011

12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

jug flasher

A female (or tubby male) who enjoys flashing his/her large breasts, or jugs, either for the sexual, whorish thrill, fame and attention, or for another reason. These females are usually frowned upon by most societies in general, but occasionally will fit into groups of swingers/frats to feel included for the small price of flashing her jugs very often.

"Hey, did you hear about that girl, Brittany?"

"Yeah, I heard she flashed her shirt up to Johny so he would buy her a drink. What a Jug Flasher!"

"Yeah, she is..Let's go offer her a drink"

"Sounds good!"

by Maccatack October 28, 2009

12am flasher

Someone not very technically competent, to the end that all their appliances and electronics flash 12:00am or 0:00 on the displays as they haven't yet figured out how to set the clocks.

My dad's such a doufus, can't figure out the VCR, a real 12am flasher.

by dicewithme September 20, 2012

jungle flasher

Jungle Flasher- a program used to flash the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd drive. It re-writes the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd to play pirated games. It is very easy to use and is a great program or it can be very confusing and you can fuck your xbox drive up to the point where it doesnt open.

Hacker1: Hey i used jungle flasher 1.6 and now my xbox 360 plays copied games! I can buy hookers and drugs with all the money Ill be saving.

Hacker2: Yea bro, i tried using jungle flasher last night and bricked my drive now all i have is a 7 pound paper weight, my mom is going to be so pisst at me.

by wreckngball October 24, 2009