Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Frasturbation

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

by Tab101 May 14, 2011

fasturbation

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011

Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.

"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Flasturbation

To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate

"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."

by He'll do March 25, 2017

slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015