Flakey 1 

When a group of human beings get on a ropey one

Let’s get on a flakey 1 I just got paid.

Flakey 1 by Womp10 September 12, 2020

Flakey McFlakester 

Another term for a flaky, unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all.

That Brett dude is a total Flakey McFlakester.

Flakey McFlakester by krispy_k January 12, 2017

Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

Flakey Facial by Me Forever July 2, 2012

Flakey Biscuit 

def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".

"OOHH man... I was soo drunk last night i totally gave that girl a Flakey Biscuit."
"Gross dude."

Flakey Biscuit by Insano October 15, 2007

flakey peach 

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

flakey peach by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

flakey dale 

A slang terminology for inferior (shit) cocaine

No one likes flakey dale cocaine because it's shit

flakey dale by GANJAHCLAUSE May 28, 2017

Flakey's mum 

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

Flakey's mum by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018