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A Flaccid

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.
A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.
by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019
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facadebook

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.
Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?
by pir8 June 13, 2009
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flaccidity

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.
by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010
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Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
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flabacertatuaxious

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.
"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."
by Zantetsuken January 22, 2022
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flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.
Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!
by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015
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Facading

Hey, we all know you're facading!
by Zuma Maeve March 23, 2017
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