five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

Five finger discount

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

by webdings July 10, 2008

five finger discount

A hand job in which all the fingers are involved, very pleasurable to both.

Man, Susie gave me that five finger discount last nigh and I cummed all over her face.

by Ian sean June 4, 2007

Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019

Five Finger Discount

The act of stealing or shoplifting

Michelle didn't have enough money to buy the diamond necklace she wanted, so she got it for a five finger discount.

by TommyNoleBuc April 22, 2025