Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

kitchen being fitted

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021

Fittin room

Room you go to at Walmart to see if your clothes fit before you buy them.

You better go to that fittin room and try them leggins on before you buy em.

by Sugman February 8, 2017

fittin

one is about to do something

I'm fittin to go to the sto.

by Filthy Rich July 2, 2002

fitte

Norwegian word for cunt, pussy, vagina.... Can be used as a swearing word as synonymus for fuck, and pussy.
Often used among younger people, and used too often.

"Din fitte!" (you pussy!), "Fitte!" (getting hurt), "Skal få meg litt fitte" (getting pussy)

by GullLars April 6, 2005

diesel fitter

these will fit her
as in whether or not she will be able to wear this item of clothing

micks job is to place the panties on his head and say "Yep diesel fitter"

by Brian Morris May 30, 2005

fitteh muh

A very popular Punjabi phrase used in situations when someone fails to perform something and to express annoyance, exasperation on that.

A very close English translation is 'facepalm' which itself is an internet slang.

fitteh (Pronounced: Phitt - ey) = smiting
muh (moo) = face

fitteh muh = smiting your face in exasperation = facepalm

Gurpreet: Hey I think I have done this piece of work.
Sahil: fitteh muh! This is all wrong you little ass!

by punjabi_daaku October 26, 2013