The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.
After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.
by Minkenator October 2, 2017
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b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.
b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.
Person A - (upon finding someone standing behind them)
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."
by Figment December 9, 2008
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When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.
Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.
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Floating in that sensory deprivation tank def helped my fizment state. I was so relaxed, I walked right in front of a moving car as I returend to my vehicle on Green Lake ave.
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