The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.
Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?
by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011
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He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.
by Rifco March 24, 2009
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by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011
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to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
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