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futurbate

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.
Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?
by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011
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Fonterbate

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.
He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.
by Rifco March 24, 2009
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Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011
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fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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fiverate

favorite five

This was made up by Sarah Lane on the Screen Savers
Here's the Fiverate movies of the day
by pi squared March 23, 2005
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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures
that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time
by Jon Niner March 12, 2009
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