First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

First Class Fashionista

A website / blog uniquely designed for today's fashionista. It is described as a celebrity lifestyle, fashion and entertainment news discounted designer fashions online shopping site. Proudly, featured in Killerstartups and Startupmeme as the source to find out everything you need to know about celebrities and the latest fashion forecasts and hot trends. In addition, First Class Fashionista (FCF) is currently ranks #8 out of the top 100 entertainment sites listed on DMEGS-rank based on traffic referred to DMEGS.

First Class Fashionista or FCF is where you can get the latest entertainment news while you shop your favorite designer fashions and save up to 70%

by Lillian Pucci June 08, 2009

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

First Class Princess

A girl who has everything she wants and needs. She is spoiled. She always takes the better things in life and wont settle for less. She isnt afraid to share her opinions so a lot of people take her as a bitch, but she aint, she just know wats she wants and wants people to know how she feels. If she doesnt like someone or something, she isnt afraid to tell.

"Maria is the only first class princess that we know"

by First Class Princess September 27, 2006

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre February 24, 2012

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004