firing a blank

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

Circular firing squad

When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.

"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."

by genius3456 September 13, 2009

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

Transmat firing

A line from the game Destiny 2 spoken by the Drifter after he says something about an alien race.

Drifter: Y'all ever take a good look at that Araskes chick? Brotha, she is hot. If you're ever in the mood to get some of that corrupted ether out of yoir system, you can always head over to scornhub.com. Transmat firing!

by grease_of_sandwich March 1, 2021

Firing Line

The act of walking into a fast-food establishment with a large group of 12 or so people and ordering a meal. After meal is prepared line up in a parallel line with the counter to distribute food. After distribution the leader of said group shouts "FIRE" at which the group throws the food back at the cashier, cooks, etc. Then upon completion of the act the group leaves the establishment.

Leader: 12 Big Macs please.
Cashier: Of course that will be insert amount here.
(after receiving food)
Leader: Would you mind if we form a line to better organize, a firing line if you will?
Cashier: Not at all.
Leader: Okay, so everyone's meals are correct?
Group: Yeah.
Leader: Right then, FIRE!

by Scrammbles September 20, 2011

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR

A verb meaning to a fire all your lazorz if used in plural form, or to a fire ur lazor if used in singular form. Most commonly known as to Shoop Da Woop, a British adaptation.

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR, wa- BWAAAA

by AfterShockPivot June 23, 2009