by OldManSack February 07, 2012
The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.
by L. Lawliet March 13, 2008
by Cripple420 December 12, 2019
FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
by KIDKIDOOO April 26, 2010
A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.
Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!
by TheJanePlane June 02, 2015
When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 16, 2011