When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
by thekaldar October 10, 2011
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N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.
Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!
by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017
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Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher
by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023
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Get the UT Fire Extinguisher mug.The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays
by Diknonymous March 28, 2025
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