Fintel

1. the act of destroying someone in something.

2. the act of going to smoke weed.

1. I fintelled my friend Bruno in a game of Madden. OR I fintelled you guys in basketball.

2. Hey man, wanna go fintel???

by Derf Slice August 20, 2010

Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Fonzel

(n) Tuft of fur between a canines toes, which often times requires grooming. In winter climates also causes animal discomfort resulting in frostbite (aka Frozen Fonzelitus).

Canine A in the dog park: "Ruff ruff.. duuddde whats that on your foot"

Canine B in the dog park: "AWW crap! I musta stepped in that Chihuahua sh_t and now its stuck in my fonzel- gotta goto the groomers again.. darnnit"...

by WagMag December 30, 2010

Finkelstein

concealing it in your bum

John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it

by Slayedem November 1, 2020

finkeldwarving

A man with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is very sweaty salty and hairy.

matt - Wow, that girl last night didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving."

nick- ew bro thats so gross

by Matthew nelson April 12, 2008

Finkel

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

by T.T.>Da>Meat>Eata June 16, 2010

finely

A boy who is annoying, stupid and hates girls, he is a bastard who only thinks about himself, he is a chav who is immature and rubbish at sports this name defines a boy who is the most stupid boy you could ever meet.

"she didn't catch a ball in a rounders game oh!' he would snigger to his fiends and ake fun of the girl in question
"she didn't throw that tin foil into that locker oh!" Then snigger and show off to his lame friends
"Finely is a brat"

by vezzybee November 25, 2013