fingerblaster 9000

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 01, 2021

Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013

Tango Fingerblast

A reference to the popular frozen beverage, meaning to finger fuck your date whilst at the cinema.

"So how did your date go yesterday?"
"Pretty well yeah, I took her to see The Hobbit and gave her the ol' tango fingerblast!"

Finger, Fingering, Fingerbang, Finger blast, Fingerfuck, Fuck, Fucking, Sex, Cinema, Date

by NortonLad January 11, 2015

The Jc fingerblast

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘

I just did the Jc fingerblast

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

fingerblaster 9000

the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can

hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by kowaIski February 23, 2019

fingerblasting G.Rayner style

when the planets allign every few thousands years its important someone is 'fingerblasted G.Rayner style'.... it may cause internal bleeding, it may cause delusional thoughts... but she will be thankful after, according to the creator G.Rayner

last night, i was 'fingerblasting G.Rayner style'. sadly she died, but she died happy.

by XmikestoneX September 13, 2017