poo flinger

When your arrested in a cell and you act like a baboon and throw poo at the pigs

Ed was so drunk when they arrested him for saluting a ship drunk and naked from his own boat, he became a poo flinger.

by daveypeepee August 31, 2006

Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012

2 fingers in her poo poo stinker

A sexual act that typically occurs during sexual intercourse.

The giver will thrust his/her index and middle fingers into the anal cavity of the receiver with the strength of a freight train, usually without warning.

"Hey, Bartholomew. Why aren't you at the office?"

"I had some fun with my step-wife last night and rammed 2 fingers in her poo poo stinker. I broke two of my fingers and I'm at the hospital with severe infections and hairline fractures. Sorry, boss."

by I fuck boat June 22, 2019

Pooh Finger

Someone who has a penchant for using their hand digits for anal stimulation (either on themselves or others). Normally without any warning to the receiving party

"How was your date with Tom last night?"
"Well, it was going great until he stuck his ring finger in my bum"
"I should have warned you he was known as Pooh Finger "

by Peter Francis August 12, 2018

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

by Butthole penis July 25, 2019

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

by tom November 14, 2003