finchstinkling

(noun); the act of releasing sperm onto his partner's anus.

Bradley thought it would be fun to committ a finchstinkling to his partner Simon.

by Bryan Donegan July 1, 2005

Finchsticks

The coolest person to ever walm the planet i think he plays genshien and stuff

Finchsticks is my favourite tik tom creator

by Amnottuna October 29, 2021

Smokebreak Fitch

A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.

An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.

Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.

Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."

Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."

Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."

Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."

Derek: "Wicked bro."

by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011

Sly-Fitch

a term used to describe the hosts of It Takes a Thief; a burglar who is a hottie.

Combined from Sly Cooper, a video game about a thieving raccoon and Abercrombie & Fitch, a clothing store that uses really good looking models in it's catalogs.

Jon Douglas Rainey is a total Sly-Fitch.
Matt Johnston sure is a Sly-Fitch.

adjectives include Sly-Fitchy, Sly-Fitchiness, Sly-Fitchitude, Sly-Fitchdom, Sly-Fitchesque, Sly-Fitchonic, Sly-Fitchier

by Ray Lopez and Patricia Lopez December 13, 2008

Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.

Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!

by Psypiral April 23, 2003

Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011