Fingertip Genius

Someone who uses Google and/or the Internet to answer all questions as they have no knowledge base and rely on their phone's instead of their brains.

"Its like, Eric's so knowledgeable about EVERYTHING!" - "Bullshit, he's a fucking Fingertip Genius"

by James The Pain Hoban October 22, 2014

Fibertarian

A person who claims to be a Libertarian, but would be the first to clamor for the comforting arms of "Big Brother" if he or she actually had to live in a truly Libertarian society.

This 'Fibertarianism' is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.

Neal Boortz is nothing more than a Fibertarian.

by kamariech January 7, 2009

chinese fingertrap

when one dude hits the ass or the pussy and another guy gets head from that girl..... try and picture it

me n jake pinneo r gonna hit a train on dat bitch

by jake arnold February 19, 2004

Fingertwined

The act of intertwining the fingers when two hands are held together

Me and my boyfriend spent the night outside under the stars, our hands were fingertwined.

by Malariaboy August 31, 2013

Fingertwister

Similar to a tongue twister, a word or phrase who's letters are easily mistyped in an instant message

While typing "gag again" in an IM to my best friend, I realized it was quite the fingertwister.

by Dierioctober January 8, 2009

Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

The Devils Fingertrap

When two homosexual men. One sizeable rotten banana pirate and one tiny wonton (preferably), engage in a hearty session of dick fucking.

You step up it up a notch by opening up the banana pirates japs-eye using a tiny set of forceps, placing chilli powder inside the fully erect banana, then proceed to insert the China man’s tiny flaccid penis into the now spicy black man’s banana. Then carefully roll the banana pirates foreskin over the tiny wonton thus creating a devils fingertrap.

Hey bro, check that tiny China man over there.. I’m gonna use the devils fingertrap that little fishead.

by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022