figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 1, 2005

Fiarrhea

The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.

Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.

by big dick 23 September 16, 2010

fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Figarette

A filtered cigarette.

Figarettes are for old people and pussies.

by YoichiAkio July 14, 2010

Fikry

A guy who loves to think and always be positive. He always surrounded by good peoples. Handsome and very strong!

I really hope that I can have a partner like Fikry.

by botol January 3, 2018

fiarrhea

Excrement from the anus usually caused by the digestion of spicy foods. The fecal matter is characterized by a diarrhea-like consistency and results in a burning sensation of varying degree on or around the anus. Particularly unpleasant when mixed with a hangover.

I got the fiarrhea from that spicy shit I ate after going to the bar last night

by Mikesasage January 11, 2006