ficlet

a short, one-chapter fanfiction.

Bob wrote a really good O.C. ficlet.

by SpeakEasy September 29, 2003

the "where are they now?" file

said of anyone who was once famous but has since become back issue (faded into obscurity or an unknown status).

Poison, Elizabeth Berkley, and Spuds Mackenzie are just a few examples of members currently in the "where are they now?" file.

by bungalow bill March 3, 2005

rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011

The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"

"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."

by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010

fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

rainy day file

Rainy Day File: A folder on your computer to store pics of Hawt! ass ladys mostly celebrities to later fap to.

This was thought up one day by the guys over at nerdiest-kids.com to express there love for hot ladys.

To have a folder on the computer to show love thanks to girls who are not ugly, or who have a fucked up face.

Man theres nothing to do. Time to browse the rainy day file.

by greedlantern September 25, 2009