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Fetterman Effect

Noun: A hipster politician

A tattoo with a Pa zip code

Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office

An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)
In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.

In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .
by Balingit December 2, 2009
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cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!
boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!
by Shell555 January 5, 2007
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featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.
Office is affected by featuritis!!
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fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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undocumented feature

A euphemism for a programming flaw or glitch in a software application discovered only after it's release into the general public.
"Yes, the help desk is aware that creating more than four hundred subdirectories inside a single folder corrupts the file allocation table. That is an 'undocumented feature' which we are closely monitoring at this time".
by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007
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Fettuccine

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
by $Tay$ November 27, 2017
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twat features

A person with facial features that resemble a twat
1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!
by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006
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