fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

by larstait October 27, 2003

fexting

It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.

Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.

by Joe S. M January 11, 2009

Dylan Fettig

A lboy who has a small dick (not kidding)

Dylan fettig sent me a DP and i though he was showing me a ant

by The one and only Lily March 22, 2019

fitting in

Also known as being a trendwhore.

kid: hay i want to fit in

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by Blahb April 22, 2005

feeting

When some one inserts a foot for sexual pleasure into the vagina or anus. Similar to fisting but involves insertion of the entire foot. People who enjoy feeting are usually sexually aroused when some one threatens "Putting a boot in their ass."

Kim, though small and frail, enjoyed feeting greatly with her girlfriend, especially when they could get a foot in her vagina and anus.

by Kimberly Mason May 11, 2006

fettinger

any individual on the spectrum

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger

by Eberhardt June 17, 2018

Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.

"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"

by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009