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Ferris Bueller

one man who, along w/ the morose Cameron and the beautiful Sloane obliterated the motives of his principal and bitchy older sister all in the name of having a good time.
A true example of the ultimate teenage hero, still revered 19 years later
by KK January 8, 2005
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Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.
Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013
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do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
by Thevos January 10, 2022
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Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010
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DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
by unlemongoose September 19, 2009
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Lou Ferrigno is right

Used at the beginning of a sentence to lend star credibility to whatever is about to be said.
Lou Ferrigno is right, I look really good in orange.
by Jim_Dittlemeyer August 7, 2009
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ferris buellered

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.
I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.
by raincreek September 28, 2014
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