A word derived from the word "Blaap" which is the sound that....uhh sounds wrong :D and "Ferk" derives from the word "Ferky" meaning cool
This is not saying that sex is cool its just refers to a person to be really really cool
This is not saying that sex is cool its just refers to a person to be really really cool
by ME :D MYSELF AND I March 28, 2009
Get the Blaaping Ferkmug. 
Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.
Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".
by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025
Get the Ferkingmug. by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019
Get the what thy fokkkidey ferkmug. 
It's meant to be pronounced fork. But as someone who is too holy to be misquoted as meaning fuck. Because they don't know that there r that makes the two words different. Its safer to change the whole pronunciation all together
by Thathumanoid March 21, 2020
Get the Ferkmug. When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.
Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper
by tehMirage January 25, 2016
Get the Ferking Twerpermug.