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Fergie

To put out music that quite frankly just isn't music.
Want to hear my new song, "Fergalicious"?
No. Don't fergie me, please.
by Mark LFsd January 15, 2007
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Fergie

The fergie is when a girl with a really hairy vagina sits on a guys face with his mouth open and queefs into his mouth.
Bianca did the fergie on Raymond, then he threw up!
by mcnastyAZ March 31, 2009
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fergie

Former singer of the Black Eyed Peas. Atrociously overrated, talentless, full of herself hip-hop star with a proclivity to pee herself on stage while performing. Butt ugly to boot but thought by many to be extremely attractive.

Sadly, also the nickname of a certain British royalty who gets my undying condolences for sharing her nickname with such awful trash.
Typical 18 year old chick: Like OMG girl did you hear Fergie is coming here for a concert?!

Typical 18 year old chick's friend: Like no way sister! Let's pee ourselves, put on 150 pounds of make up and put on trashy urban slutty clothing before we go!
by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007
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Fergie

A horrible singer who needs to get off the TV and radio. Once unrinated herself on stage.
Fergie: Uh-oh. I dids it agains.
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fergy

A large Hulk like beast that roams the woods of New Hampshire preying on bigfoot and little virgins. It is rumored that the dick of the ferg can cure all diseases with its touch.
Man I was hiking the other day and I saw a Fergy across the forest. It was fucking crazy!
by jon smitty junior May 5, 2009
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fergie

To secrete urine or any other bodily fluids onto one's pants.
"Oh shit, I just fergied all over myself!"
by Kerry L. September 4, 2005
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Fergie

A talentless, plastic whore who once pissed herself while drunk on stage and whose eyebrows are extremely overplucked. Lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas who famously sang a song about her homely lumps. Her fame is based on the love of impressionable young girls and shallow Americans.
Did you hear about Fergie's chronic pubic lice? What a stupid slut!
by Guadalupe_VIII July 7, 2008
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