Fessier

A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".

"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."

by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013

fession

baby 🥺

fuck you fession

by rainyyyy November 1, 2020

Fessin

The state of constant bitching in the middle of a conversation.

Quit your fessin becky, your being a complete bitch.

by PWEBBB June 21, 2009

fepic

Similar to fugly, the f appended to the front of the word epic stands for "fucking epic". Used to describe something that is breathtaking, displaying manliness or general bravado, or something having proportionally larger levels of awesomeness than your average awesome thing such that it is worthy of an "f for fucking" prefix.

Holy shit, that movie about the Spartans was fepic.

by JollyWaters May 27, 2007

Fepic Ail

Like "fepic" however "ail" being short for "fail", the "f" in "fail" being moved to the front of "epic". A phrase mostly used when a person or thing fails in a spectacular manor.

That exam was a fepic ail

What a fepic ailure

I just fepicly ailed that

by Carebear11 February 6, 2010

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

FEPIE

Fuck Every Pig In Existence

another way to say fuck the police.

Trevor:"another cop shot someone for no reason again"
Jeremy:"FEPIE"

by PIGSTICKER March 13, 2014