This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-
lady with femistache:i'm a lady!
me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
lady with femistache:i'm a lady!
me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009
Get the Femistache mug.Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.
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Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.
by DJSEAND August 24, 2009
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A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.
Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.
Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"
Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
by Rantbo October 24, 2008
Get the Femustache mug.(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.
When was the last time you shaved, John?
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
5 weeks ago...
Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...
by tajomaru February 28, 2010
Get the Frustache mug.A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.
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