femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

by neohippus July 3, 2008

femidumbass

Someone who claims to be feminist, but is actually a dumbass who
A. Has no idea what she is talking about
B. Thinks women are superior rather than equal and
C. Thinks men should be wiped off the face of the earth.

John: did you hear about Claire did shave for feminism? She doesn't even know it's all fake.
Tim: yeah, what a femidumbass

by Deanchimp March 9, 2016

Femida

Femida is a loving Person, a great mother and one hell of a grandmother. Probably one of the best grandmas you can find ! Also has a sweet tooth and likes to throw fits but in will always give you Wisdom when u seek it.

I wish I had a Femida !

by Femiiidaa April 5, 2022

femailin'

the courting of a young lady through use of email and internet communication; proper email etiquette when dealing with the opposite sex. (e.g., when a woman courts a man through the internet it might be called MAILin')

"It's taking him weeks to respond to my messages. That guy needs a serious lesson in femailin'."

If a gentleman wants to get anywhere with today's young lady, he'll have to show proper etiquette in person, as well as on the internet. If he can't femail, he ain't gettin' no tail.

by sackgurlz July 29, 2011

femail

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

by jfish June 17, 2004

Femoid

A female robot warrior

Did you see that femoid take on that whole army alone

by GladisStone June 18, 2022

femail

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

by schott August 14, 2008