Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007
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1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
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Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
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Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome
Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome
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A little bit of Felisha makes the world a good place. A lot of Felisha makes the world a great place!
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