Felch

To completely engulf something in one's anus

Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out

by Dizeffea October 21, 2003

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

felch

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 3, 2007

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

by Holmeslover February 4, 2004