Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005

filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

flanders

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019