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fela kuti 

Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".
(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria
fela kuti by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006
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Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.
King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.
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The Ole' Felati-Steal 

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.
Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
(adj.) Feasy means fucking easy.
A: Hey John how was your exam?
John: Oh man, that was really feasy.
feasy by CJ (Carl Johnson) January 10, 2007

Feast Mode 

Like, beast mode, but when you're really, really hungry.
Dude, I got the munchies last night and went feast mode on my kitchen.
Feast Mode by AMWAnnihilation August 13, 2010

Sicilian Feast 

This is when a man shoves his entire package, balls and all, into a woman's mouth without warning.
A girl's gotta have a big mouth, a good gag reflex, and be hungry to withstand the Sicilian Feast.
Sicilian Feast by Johnny Ock September 22, 2008

feasting eagle 

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.
Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!
feasting eagle by El Don Juan November 13, 2005