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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.
dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower
by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009
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Freezing Head

The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.
Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.
by Corpy Punisher May 25, 2010
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freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.
Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!
by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009
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Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022
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Freezing Ball Sacks

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
by Voltronn October 21, 2010
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Freezing

Freezing is a manhwa currently being released on a bi-monthly basis in Japan's Comic Valkyrie magazine. It is written by Korean author Dall-Young Lim and illustrated by Kwang-Hyun Kim. The premise (nominally) centers on humanity's efforts to combat alien invaders from another dimension by creating female warriors known as Pandora and pairing them with male Limiter partners (as if the intent of this wasn't obvious enough).

Freezing is considered by many not just the Outskirts battle dome to be made of fail. This is mainly due to heavy amounts of fan service, lack of very original or deep characters, and other nonsensical mediocrities that crop up on many occasions in the manhwa. Seriously its godawful, like a more "ecchi" version of Claymore, while it almost parodies itself by trying to be serious with its uh, plot.

Yes this definition is rippoff from the mentioned wiki because it's that bad and only a fan boy in denial would disagree.
"Freezing is a blatant ripoff of superior anime, such as Claymore, Sekirei, and Mai-Otome. But is Made of fail compared to any of them"
by Burn Mar-a-Lago August 12, 2012
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