footdragon

Pertained to a lazy woman or girl who wears flip flops or house shoes and drags them while she walks

Ay cuz look at that footdragon ass bitch over there.

by Smileytattoos June 16, 2006

fpotd

first post of the day

FPOTD!!

(What someone in web forum might post at 5 am)

by Karl Hankin August 27, 2006

fotdf

farting on the dance floor

girl, what is that smell interfering with my j lo dance moves?!

fotdf

oh hells to the no, we need to evacuate this dance floor ASAP

by cloudsolution August 6, 2011

FOOTD

F.O.O.T.D
Definition:Falling Out Of Trees Disorder
Symptoms:Being really clumsy and falling out of trees,doing it on a regular basis,and being a BIG TIME MOOD.

If you have this you were or are a HUGE mood in Middle School too!

“Janaye you klutz.The cuts are from the tree aren’t it?You probably have FOOTD!Falling out of trees disorder.”

“She definitely has F.O.O.T.D.Just look at her!She fell out of the tree!Again!The 5th time this week!”

by JaNmidSchool August 15, 2019

FTOTD

Stands for first toke of the day.

I stepped outside for some fresh air and for my FTOTD.

by Brizzly Bear October 14, 2022

FCOTUT

An Acronym for: “Frances Chance Of Turning Up Tomorrow”. Named after a girl who never turns up to work, and pulls a sickie at least once a week.

Me : FCOTUT possibility currently at 80%
Boss : Shit, so another week without working being done.

by DrSnow April 19, 2005

Footdown

Footdown; originates in Essex but is currently at large in Norfolk! A footdown generally has a heavy right foot and a tendency to never lift until the bang! You need to be very quick if you wish to see this rare animal, "blink and you'll miss it" is very appropiate. It can mostly be seen on 4 wheels though be very careful if you see it on 2! this will mean that it's travelling much faster than normal.
Warning you should never attempt to impede the progress of footdown as this only serves to annoy it, not something you should do at all, ever.

There goes Footdown, Pulled a footdown, pulling a footdown, footdown again.

by Footdown November 19, 2007