fapbooked

The consequence of visiting a naughty-looking Facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated sexy wallpost or invite to all your FB friends, who will assume you've just been there for a quick fap.

Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.

"Why did Wayne post a link to that video? His mum AND his wife are on this thing!"

"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."

by GoodbyeHumanDoodle July 24, 2011

fayboo

slang for facebook.

"Loggin' onto the fayboo real quick."
"Fayboo rules"

by budonkadonk March 5, 2012

faebook

Faebook is simply the ghetto way to say "Facebook."

Yo dog, come look at dis fine ass female on faebook!

by drock895 April 20, 2014

farbooka

when a girl is on her period and you fuck her, and then you make out with her in order to get a taste of that delicous blood. mmmmm zesty

1. When its her time of the month daniel loves to pull a farbooka with his lady friend, so that he can have a taste of some of those nice red blood cells.

by Rabbi #17 July 13, 2006

Fagbook

MySpace

Person 1: Hit me up on myspace
Person 2: Fuck that, I don't have a fagbook.

by One Last Caress July 11, 2009

Fatbooking

Whenever fat people send you friend requests on facebook, most commonly fat chicks. Also usable when a fat person writes on your wall, or tags you on a status, photo, or video.

Guy 1: Gad Damn it!
Guy 2: whats's up?
Guy 1: This fat chick named carolina keeps trying to add me on facebook
Guy2: oh yeah, yeah i had the same problem with your mom, she kept fatbooking me.
Guy 1: WTF?

by NotRacistCuzMyPresidentIsBlack October 20, 2011

Fagbooker

People who are at the age of where they should have a facebook. But refuse to get one because they want there backgrounds on myspace of weed because they want people to believe that they smoke it.

Girl 1: Last night i was looking at Jasons pictures on facebook, why dont you have one.

Boy: because i have to keep people thinking that i actually smoke weed

Girl: Oh so your a fagbooker

by heatlions22 July 11, 2009