fauxliage

1 : a representation of fake leaves, fake flowers, and fake branches for architectural ornamentation
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches

Would you say they would pose a significant fire hazard if I were to put LED Christmas lights on the fauxliage in my office?

by UrbanDEV April 2, 2010

fauxjitsu

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate

"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."

by chadb December 6, 2006

fauxality

Fake reality shows on TV. Think Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars. How these shows are supposed to be real is beyond me.

My wife was watching that crap fauxality show Dancing with the Stars the other day.

by Blaine Sullivan June 11, 2008

fauxlice

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

by shifterz August 18, 2008

fauxlut

faux-slut. A girl who gives off the allusion of being an easy lay. So you take her somewhere only to be faced with the devastating reality that she just has very seductive eyes.

I got blue-balled last night until I could not feel my life. I thought for sure I was going to get laid. What a fauxlut!

by Adriana Danger October 3, 2008

Fauxliday

A) On vacation (or 'holiday', as they say in the UK) while mentally and/or physically distracted by the worries of everyday life
(See: Fakecation)

B) an apparently bright & beautiful vacation suddenly ruined by unexpectedly inclement weather.

C) a religious holiday celebrated by non-adherants of said religion
(i.e. Muslim celebrating Yom Kippur
or an atheist celebrating Christmas)

"I went with me mum on holiday, but it rained consantly so we stayed indoors. What a fauxliday!"

by Manny Styles March 22, 2010

fauxjito

A fauxjito is an approximation of a mojito. It is usually made with a mix of white rum and mojito mix.

Bryan was at a Pirate Party last week, and all they had was a bunch of rum and mojito mix, so he was left no choice but to make himself a fauxjito.

by Phil Lockerby and Bryan Cox September 3, 2007