fauxhawk

Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk.

Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.

Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?"
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."

by Taesr November 12, 2009

Fauxhawk

How douche bags wear their hair so that they can be different just like everyone else. Attempting to mimic the bad-ass'ness of a real Mohawk, douche bags will take their full existing head of hair, and with hair gel, push it all to the center-top of their head and then spike said center-top. Similar to how their mommies used to do to them in the tub when they were toddlers.

I wear a fauxhawk because I want to mask the fact that I don't know who I really am.

by Jaun-Pinball-Montoya September 21, 2009

Fauxhawk

Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.

"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"

by pj9000 July 27, 2009

fauxhawking

fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.

"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"

"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"

---- fauxhawking

by sexyblond October 8, 2009

fauxhawk

the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...

"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say

by Ümbra September 7, 2004

fauxhawk

A common hairstyle of the gays resembling a miniature mohawk.

Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk

Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.

Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?

by cupoficecream July 17, 2009

fauxhawk

Faggy haircut worn by people of the homosexual or retarded genre.

Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk! Haha"

Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"

by Termin Ate Her April 9, 2009