pj9000's definitions

Cron

to squeeze a woman's boob until it explodes into a bloody/and/or milky mess.

Chick - I'm so sore from last night

Chick 2 - why?

Chick - my boyfriend gave me a Cron.

by pj9000 March 7, 2009

Fauxhawk

Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.

"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"

by pj9000 July 27, 2009