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Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007
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fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."
We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.
by adods May 11, 2009
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Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news
verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."
by starfro67 January 4, 2010
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faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".
"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
by $Bill November 2, 2006
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falking

val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"
by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010
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faulkenberry

When a woman's nipples become erect
guy:dude that chicks so got a faulkenberry
by mithdred October 23, 2008
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Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.
"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!
by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010
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