Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.

Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.

by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010

fatisha

An awesomely awkwardly funny person with a great imagination. They don't take crap from anyone and they are always ready to stick up for you

I may my Fatisha and all of a sudden I'm happy because you're here here.

by Anonymous author May 15, 2018

famista

Another way of saying fam; meaning a family member, close pal, or friend.

Hey famista, what’s poppin 🅱️

by ilikepastaaaa February 23, 2018

Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fatstard

Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass.

"look at that fatstard, crying while eating a suppository... pathetic"

by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008

Fajista

Pronounced (Fah-Jee-Stah)

Noun - inflamed pussy; an inlarged clit

Verb - To play with one-self; goofing off

Adjective - one ugly bastard

Noun: "When I was young my fajista was like peanut butter, smooth and creamy. Now that I'm older, my fajista is like peanut brittle, hard & crunchy."

Verb: "Going to the corner to fajista myself."

Adjective: "That is one fajista looking baby!"

by The Snatch Group December 20, 2009

Fatisha the Foot

Masturbating with your foot/feet.

Remove pants, get a boner, the proceed to do intense butterfly stretches while having your foot/feet stroke your penis.

WARNING: May be painful and will cause very flexible legs.

Guy 1: "What you do last night, man?"
Guy 2:"Hanged out with Fatisha the Foot ya know... Watch me touch my toes!"

by CrazyDJ2007 January 1, 2011