fatception

Two equally obese individuals trying to figure out which one of them is fattest. This argument will go on until one of them dies or loses weight, or until a black hole eventually forms (due to the paradox).

(Person 1: You're fatter!
Person 2: No, you're fatter!)
A fatception paradox occurs. Repeat above x∞

by thomicfee March 3, 2023

fatcuntitis

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.

Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis

by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023