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nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!
by Zacarias August 3, 2007
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fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them
"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy
by rubberooster October 23, 2011
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catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.
by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021
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CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**
by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023
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down catastrophic

Our lives are down catastrophic
by lexiandannie October 7, 2022
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The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!
by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008
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katastrophic

A scene name usually people have on MySpace®.
Katastrophic is my scene name. (:
by KATastrophic™ April 14, 2008
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