"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011
When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man December 12, 2013
When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.
1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
by pundana March 18, 2016