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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.
Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007
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fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE
"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."
by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Song by the french duo Daft Punk that became a worldwide anthem for amateur video performers and mashupaholics. Just google for videos using that 4 magic words and voilà! Watch'em working.
- You know, man. (fast speaking) They're workin', makin', doin' harder, better, faster, stronger more than ever.

- Over?
by Antonimo55 June 23, 2008
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faster daddy

Colby brock: want go faster??
Me: YES DADDY GO FASTER DADDY OMFG YESSS
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Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.
by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
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