Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.

Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

Farknard

Another way just to say Fucking Retard

A-you farknarded bitch
B-you did not just call me a fucking retard! Fuck you

by Brent-the-lil_wiz-Reszler August 6, 2008

fartnarcel

a person who sits in a bathtub with water and while farting bites the bubbels as they hit the surface

dude id fartnarceling in the bathtub

by Willy B Goode September 10, 2010

farknard

1. (n) an extremely stupid person in the phillipines.
2. (v) acting in a stupid way in the phillipines.

Hey Josh, look at that farknard put his tongue on that stick! so stupid!

by bernme December 3, 2007

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

fartward

A fartward is a name for a person who is boring. Often used when indicating losers.

Julien: Heey gurll
Hebba: ...
Julien: ur such a fartward!

by Chewbacca1234 May 24, 2012