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Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!
Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!
by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015
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Fatalanche

Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.
Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.
by zookpr April 16, 2009
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Fartilator

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.
Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.
by King of Fun October 1, 2019
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fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.
Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.
by KMA December 8, 2004
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Fartypantz

A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..

VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!
" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "

"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"
by minkeloneous April 29, 2009
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Fartalation

Verb: the act of expelling large amounts of semen from ones anus using flatulation. Experts at fartalation are able to control the release and create a giant bubble. An incorrect release will result in a frothy discharge. Created on the February 7, 2014 broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show
Alison Rosen: Is that a fart or an ejaculation?

Adam Carolla: It's a Fartalation. I butt funnel a bunch of semen and then fart it out in a huge bubble.

Alison Rosen: You know, there is an easier way to get it in.

Bald Brian: I was just going to say the same thing!

Adam Carolla: I know I tried that...not my scene.
by AcefanofColumbus February 7, 2014
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Fartulance

The act of farting extremely loud and incredibly stankily.
Aww man.....who just passed fartulance.
by Neebee October 10, 2012
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