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farnarkle

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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farnarcle

A pub game played in the area of South Yorkshire, England
A Farnarcle challenge was set up in the Butchers Arms, Monk Bretton, to establish the local area champion
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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farnargo

to misplace something that was just in your possession. when you grab something, like your keys, then set it down for a split second to do something, then can't find your keys the next second, even though you JUST had them.
I just farnargo'd my water bottle!
by asylum101 February 20, 2010
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Farvardin

Farvardin is the Iranian Persian name for the first month of the Solar Hijri calendar, the official calendar of Iran, and corresponds with Aries on the Zodiac.

But...
It can be a name for girls, but because i dont care about these things i tell you you can name a boy farvardin too.
14th of Farvardin is my bithday.
Farvardin is a bad as bitch, i want to be her when i grow up.
by Fertook April 15, 2022
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Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop
1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017
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farnarkle

A whole bunch of fucked up shit n stuff.
Well isnt this some farnarkle. Bullshit.
by koRky482 January 31, 2018
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farnad

a weird little boy who insecure and gay
farnad join us in the pool don't be shy
by faminexd March 8, 2017
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